Rob Law for Longman

Independent Candidate for the Federal seat of Longman

Feeling invisible, disenfranchised and unrepresented in federal politics?

Me too

ROB LAW

... anti-politician

Vacuous

Sloganeering

... is missing from this page

Vacuous

Sloganeering

... is missing from this page

The ANTI-

Politician

... it's the opposite of politics

If politicians do it one way, I'm determined to do it another way ...

MY FACE

is really not that interesting. I don't want to see it everywhere so I'm damn sure you don't want to either.

I'm not even showing my face as solidarity with my fellow invisible, unrepresented electorate.

If you feel as invisible and unrepresented as I do, please join the revolution.

MY BUDGET

is zero. Even this website is free. As a society we have much better things to spend money on than electioneering.

QUALIFICATIONS

Look I know I haven't slept with any underage girls or taken any bribes but hopefully you'll still consider my candidacy for federal parliament.

I've been on the dole, I've been depressed, I've even been homeless... thats right like a regular person. I've also spent spent ten years at university, worked dozens of jobs in many different industries all over the world, raised a large family and loved the same woman for over 20 years.

MOTIVATION

I won't take a salary (unless I can negotiate an average wage), I won't maintain an office at taxpayer expense, I won't fly business class, spend $20,000/year on stationary or accept preference deals.

Ergo... it would be my absolute privilege to represent, advocate and promote Longman without personal enrichment, powermongering or ego inflation.

antipolitics

Rather than 'continuity and change' with a 'plan going forward' to 'make Australia great again'...

PLEASE DON'T VOTE FOR ME

because of my cool name, or my face or some hyperbolic , inane tagline like 'lets take back Australia'.

I don't want you to vote for me because I'm pro-environment or because I support the families. I don't think anybody's getting elected on a ticket of suffocating dolphins or having ugly children put down.

I want you to vote for me if I inspire and motivate your vote.

I PROMISE

that I will still love you in the morning after the election... yeah and balance the budget.

I REALLY PROMISE

not to make any promises. You won't believe me anyway, why should you?!

Vacuous

Elections are way too important to be bought and paid for by big business.

THAT'S WHY

I'm taking a stand. I won't accept a cent. Then you'll know that I will stand on the side of an argument with most merit rather than the most money.

IF YOU REALLY

think that the best use of your spare cash is to wage a political campaign, I would urge you to consider children with leukaemia or infants with acquired brain injury...

www.rememberme.com.au/

AND IF YOU STILL

feel the need to turn your money into mindless television ads, huge billboards sporting other candidate's inane smiling faces or vacuous glossy flyers featuring the latest slogans... apparently the poor Liberal party desperately need a few $$$

I personally think every dollar they spend is a shot in the foot but, hey it's a democracy.

www.liberal.org.au/donate